Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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