I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Randomize
