I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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