He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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