Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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