Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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