I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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