i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Randomize
