Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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