are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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