is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
You ruined the universe
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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