No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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