Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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