I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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