I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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