I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
No...this little piggys going to the bar
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I would ride that face into the sunset
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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