i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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