Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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