But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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