Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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