do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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