I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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