Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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