I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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