I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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