if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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