i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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