She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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