can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
