we're blogging at a bar
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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