He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
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