I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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