drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
