he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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