Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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