I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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