i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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