Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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