You just made me feel so damn special
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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