Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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