Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
i've created a new STD.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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