Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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