I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
and she was petting her beer can
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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