No awkward lesbian experiences without me
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
