So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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