I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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