i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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