and i looked up. we had an audience...
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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