Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
