I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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