My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize
