im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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