there's paper in my vomit.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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