just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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