i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
You don't make any sense
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