who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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